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We just posted THIS but the Associated Press is saying that Twilight is going to suck balls big time.

We are extremely offended at them, they clearly do not understand the books like us awesome fans do. The review was probably written by someone who tried to compare the book to the movie and did not realize that movies can’t have ALL THE SCENES.

Anyways, there will always be haters otherwise life wouldn’t be fun.

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I’m not saying she’s discriminating, the bitch Miley Cyrus just prefers Christians.

You can see what I am talking about by clicking HERE. She recently had an interview with Ellen DeGeneres and then started being extremely improper and unprofessional. When Ellen asked her about Justin, she just started acting like a 3-year-old. Unfortunately nobody sent her to time-out.

That girl has GOT to be on something other than the pill. But seriously, watch the clip. Oh, and that picture just goes to prove how dirty her tongue is. Who knows where it has been.

For a moment I thought this was Rihanna.

But no, it’s Lily Allen who I think is a far better singer than Rihanna..now Rihanna is a better entertainer but if they had a competition JUST about sining, Lily Allen would burn Rihanna’s ass.

I actually like this Nylon cover because it gives Lily a different look and it suits her. She cut off that awful hair and dyed it the right color.

Congratulations Lily on getting your life back together.

It’s been a while sinse we, Damnimcute.com  posted something about Megan Fox!

Well she’s still engaged to Brain Austin Green and apparently they are even planning for their wedding…ew. Anyways, Megan was at GQ’s men-of-the-year 2008 thingy. To be quite honest, she looked horrible.  Not classy at all- completely vulgar with her hot pink dress. Also, I’ve seen her in too much pink and the bitch needs to switch it up once in a while.

You can’t always look like a prostitute. Try to aim for a high class escort Megan!

I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.

I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure the Twilight books are no Zane books, but they do evoke curiosity!

Don’t get me wrong, Harry Potter books are fantastic and brilliant! But the Twilight books are more realistic…yes vampires, werewolves and all! I’d rather live in a world with them than living in a world with trolls, dragons and Luna Lovegood…

I’m being too dramatic BUT OMFG MIDNIGHT SHOW OF TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! Aren’t you all excited to finally see what everyone has been TALKING about! The hot Robert Pattinson and the absolutely gorgeous Kristin Stewart will be gracing their way onto our nearest cinemas! This is extremely exciting and if any of you dare to say “Oh it is toooo expensive”. You suck. Because this movie is worth every penny, every dollar, every hour which you had to beg for money or whore yourself out on the pole.

However, be warned that if any of you start squealing during the movie, you will be hit in the face by popcorn. Oh but people also be warned that Disney will probably make a spin off of Twilight…remember Wizards of Waverly Place is such a spin off from Harry Potter. Unoriginal bitches.

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These celebrities were born on November 20:

Cody Linley is 19.
Joel McHale is 37.
Ming-Na is 45.
Bo Derek is 52.
Josh Turner is 31.
Kimberely Walsh is 27.
Joe Walsh is 62.
Sean Young is 49.
Joe Biden is 66.

Former NY Governor Elliot Spitzer’s hooker, Ashley Dupré says she’s done being a whore — but she’s not done cashing in on her “fame”.

In an interview with Diane Sawyer, she says, “I’m 23 years old. I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books – there’s so many things.”

Ashley also says she had no idea who Eliot Spitzer was when she was screwing him. “Some guys, they want to have conversations and really get to know each other. With him, it clearly was not like that. It was more of a transaction. Strictly business. I was there for a purpose – not to wonder who [he] could be.”

She goes on to defend her career choice, “This wasn’t any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them. The only difference is I can pay my rent.”

Hugh Jackman is People’s Sexiest Man Alive.

Hugh said that when his wife found out he was the sexiest man alive, she said, “Obviously, Brad wasn’t available this year.”

Nice!

Here are a few other names on People’s list:

Daniel Craig
Zac Efron
Blair Underwood
Michael Phelps
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Javier Bardem
David Beckham

So some Arab sheikh spend a fortune trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with Michael Jackson. According to the NY Daily News:

A sheikh subsidizing Michael Jackson spent almost $350,000 on a brain-power guru to help the singer’s creative juices flow.

“Mind-mapping and motivational guru” Tony Buzan came to Bahrain for a week at the singer’s request, said Bankim Thanki, lawyer for Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad al-Khalifa, who is suing Jackson for $7 million in a breach-of-contract case here.

Buzan “did not come cheap,” he noted in court today: Buzan charged $37,000 a session for a total of $343,000.

“Who paid for that? Yes, Sheikh Abdulla,” said Thanki.

The 33-year-old sheikh - son of the king of Bahrain - alleges that Jackson took millions in advances from him but failed to deliver on contractually agreed projects, including an album, a “frankly personal” autobiography and a musical.

Actually, if anyone needs his head examined, it’s this retarded sheik for trusting that whack job pedophile.

These celebrities were born on November 19:

Jodie Foster is 46.
Larry King is 75.
Dick Cavett is 72.
Ted Turner is 70.
Dan Haggerty is 67.
Calvin Klein is 66.
Ahmad Rashad is 59.
Ann Curry is 52.
Matt Sorum of Velvet Revolver (and Guns N’ Roses) is 48.
Allison Janney (”The West Wing”) is 48.
Meg Ryan is 47.

It’s extremely obvious MTV has died.

After the emotional ending of TRL, I realized: There is nothing related to music on MTV anymore. The only music I see is the random songs being featured right after an episode of a reality show. MTV should consider changing its name to RWS. Reality Whore Shows. Good-bye music. So long the music revolution of this generation.

All I have is my ipod now…and myspace.

The 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place some days ago and the pictures have been circulating the internet.

This is one of the most fantisized fashion shows of many a man-or woman. These women are absolutely gorgeous, which is why no one will ever be able to find such a woman in the real world.

Absolutely none of you will ever come in contact with any of these women, so you can only appreciate the catalogs, the fashion shows and the pictures which are on the internet. However it’s a nice dream world.

Personally, I doubt any of those women wear shit like that when they go home to their model or athletic boyfriends. They probably slip on some fuzzy wuzzy bunny slippers and wear some gym shorts with their high school shirt to bed. I bet the shit they wear in the show is uncomfortable as hell too!

Everytime I watch The Hills, a couple of brain cells begin to fry.

This is why I tend to always switch the channel.  And right when I thought MTV would be safe again, they come up with Season 5.  WHAT MORE IS THER TO KNOW ABOUT THESE AWFUL PEOPLE!? Ughhhh! All these people do is “work”, talk shit about each other, then drink it off-oh and don’t forget the random glaring and smiling.

Well, apparently the hoes couldn’t refuse the massive amount of money that MTV had to offer them. I see why they would say yes.  Also, if they said no, they would just drown in the abyss of being a normal person rather than a celebrity.

What I would like to see in Season 5 of The Hills though is some physical violence and def. more of Spencer. As much of a douche-bag that guy is, he’s pretty much the only one on the show who is somewhat smart and knows how to manipulate all the hoes who surrounds him.

We all know about sad-face Taylor Swift with her idiotic obsession with the TAKEN Joe Jonas.

Tay-Tay and Joe only lasted for like a week or some shit. How can she possibly still be stuck on that virginal dick? So Selena Gomez, girlfriend of Nick Jonas released a statement: I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don’t write a song about it. They don’t deserve it!

Thank YOU Selena. Taylor should take your advice..but she totally wrote Love Song and Forever and Always. I think Taylor actually released a statement following Selena’s on her myspace about moving on or some shit…wtf?! It’s not like they had SEX…right?

No, I must be wrong. They totally had sex. He hit it and quit it! So obvious people. But hey, I’m sure NONE of you want to accept the fact that men are pigs.

( Especially the ones with straightened hair…)

These celebrities were born on November 18:

Owen Wilson is 40.
Elizabeth Pekins is 48.
Fabulous is 31.
Linda Evans is 66.
Daphene Rubin-Vega is 39.
Duncan Sheik is 39.
Peta Wilson is 38.
Brenda Vaccaro is 69.
Delroy Lindo is 56.
Kevin Nealon is 55.
Romany Malco is 40.

The James Bond movies have been on of the most succesful action movies…but Quantum of Solace failed.

They  not only provide you action, romance and humour- they provide you an original plot.  However, after viewing this movie all I could think about was… THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM.  Don’t get me wrong, it was a good film, but it did not reach or surpass expectations. It was completely unoriginal.

 It made me wonder why I was wasting my  money on the movie.  Oh and the Alicia Keys/ Jack White song…bullshit. Seriously, that reminded me of a coke commerical or a vodka commerical. All the other theme songs are classicis and are memorable. There was nothing memorable about this song. I don’t know why the hell the producers thought Alicia and Jack would make a hit. They should have taken Amy Winehouse in her prime to sing the theme song.

Now, the women in Quantum of Solace were HOT! There was really no plot, just James Bond wanting revenge on the death of his hoe from the previous movie…

I really hope the next Bond movie will not make James Bond look like an angry heart-broken fool.

These celebrities were born on November 15:

Chad Kroeger is 34.
Ace Young is 28.
Sean urray is 31.
Roberto Cavalli is 68.
Judge Wapner is 89.
Ed Asner is 79.
Judy Wapner is 89.

Seriously Brad and Angie, stop acting as if you guys are like the Holy couple or some shit.

When Jennifer said what Angie did was uncool, Brad and Angie fired back by being “totally thrown”. And they thought she had ” moved on…and wouldn’t want to re-open this old wound.”

PUHHLEASE! Jennifer is finally proving to the world that she’s grown some balls. Angelina and Brad must refrain from speaking about the situation as if it were a minor accident.

It would be better if Angelina apologized formally to Jennifer rather than not accept her home-wrecker mistakes.

Bitch!

So everyone is blogging their thoughts these days, even your beloved Jonas Brothers.

So the bros decided to blog to their hoes and Taylor Swift indirectly about their personal lives…it went something like..blah blah blah our personal lives are usually avoided blah blah blah bullshit.  Anyways, the juicy shit comes in when JOE specifically tells this to his fans:

I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.

For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.

So, that ends it.  Joe is clearly more into tapping Camilla than Tay-Tay.

Alright, I’m getting really fucking tired of Taylor Swift constantly being a downer.

She snitched on Joe Jonas’ relationship wth sexy Camilla Belle by saying: ” They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up-because he met her. We don’t talk.” What a familiar little situation. I could have sworn I’ve heard this story before.

Whose a sad bitch who was with a hot piece of ass then was left because he found a doll?!?!?!

Hmm..OH YEAH JENNIFER ANISTON!

Ahh.  Although Joe Jonas is no Brad Pitt, this situation is clearly parallel to that of Branjaloonie! Maybe Taylor and Jennifer should bake cookies and buy cats together.

(Taylor sure does look like a cat)